let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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