fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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