how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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