How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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