Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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