On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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