it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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