Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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