how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
The convent might be a nice break from real life
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