So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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