That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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