Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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