If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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