Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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