Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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