Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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