You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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