"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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