think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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