That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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