Having a random hookup so left but love u
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Randomize
