we're blogging at a bar
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Actions speak louder than pants.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Couch. On fire.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Randomize
