Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
