I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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