are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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