Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
she smelled like a LAN party
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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