how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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