You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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