I want to stick my p in your. b.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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