i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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