Buhtt sex?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
