dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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