chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Just high enough for therapy.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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