I wish i was in the wii world.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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