I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
someone owes me an orgasm
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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