i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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