ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Randomize
