i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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