butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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