There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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