Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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