just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Swine flu is the new snow day.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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