ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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