I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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