hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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