That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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