My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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