we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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