I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
My pussy is not your playground.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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