Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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